Succubus: A LitRPG Series by Markam A.J
Author:Markam, A.J. [Markam, A.J.]
Language: eng
Format: mobi
Tags: Fantasy
Published: 2018-04-04T16:00:00+00:00
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And that was how I found myself standing in front of an aristocrat in the middle of the night with a pup tent in my pants and the worst-case of blue balls I had ever experienced.
You had to hand it to the game developers. How exactly do you code for blue balls in a videogame? I mean, I know the feeling was being beamed into my head – or maybe I was actually experiencing it in the long-term pod they had me in – but it was really kind of sick and twisted of them to do it. A really awful kind of torture.
It was definitely going down in the report if I ever made it out of this damn situation.
The Baron was sitting in a big wooden chair in a kind of receiving room. It wasn’t a throne exactly, since it was basically just a fancy wooden chair, but it was close enough. He was in his early 30’s, with a neatly trimmed brown beard and broad shoulders. Definitely not a weenie, even if he was dressed in silk pajamas and robes.
He was also surrounded on both sides by armed guards – the same guys we’d trapped outside the portcullis, who had finally figured out how to get back in.
I stood there shamefacedly trying to cover my crotch with my hands.
Alaria stood next to me, completely unbothered. In fact, she was smiling – like this was her idea of fun. Or at least like there was nothing unusual about standing around at midnight with a bunch of guys with swords on either side of you.
The Baron was eyeballing her like an ice cream cone he wanted to lick from head to toe.
Alaria was eating up the attention, thrusting out her breasts towards him, and giving him flirtatious little smiles.
Which of course made me even more jealous. I mean, I knew it was all an act designed to get us out of this mess – just like the routine she’d played earlier so we could run away – but it still activated some primal reptilian part of my brain that wanted her all for myself.
Especially considering that I really needed this case of blue balls taken care of.
The only major player who wasn’t having a good time was the captain of the guard, the guy Alaria had flashed and I had slammed with my Darkbolt. He scowled at both of us – which meant he was the only guy in the room not entranced by Alaria. Once bitten, twice shy, I guess. Either that, or he was resentful because he knew he’d been played, and that gave him a little bit more resistance than the average male.
“So you said you found this delightful young woman and her male companion out in the middle of the woods?” the Baron asked.
“Yes sir,” the captain of the guard said dourly.
“Which, you can imagine, alarmed us to no end,” Alaria said pitifully, in a I am such a scared little girl voice. “We were all alone and then these men showed up with swords – it was very frightening.
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